Neuter Your Ex!
A Fundraiser with a Bite
Breakups are rough. But fixing a feral cat? That’s empowering.

For a $28 donation, we’ll name a feral cat after your ex before they undergo a life-changing surgery – neutering (or spaying, we are equal-opportunity snippers)! Once “Bryan” or “Chad” or “Jessica” (or whatever name you choose) has been snipped, they’ll be released back outside to live their best, ball-free life.
Your donation goes directly to our trap-neuter-return (TNR) program, which helps prevent the cycle of stray and community (feral) cat overpopulation. It’s the ultimate revenge for a good cause – and unlike your ex, these cats will actually make a difference in the world.
Your Steps:
- Donate $28
- Give us a name
- Feel instant satisfaction
The 2026 List:
- Bryan
- Sven
- Mazzy
- Bobbitt
- Nugget
- Wayne Stanley
- Ernie
- Rob
- Jimmy J
- Kelly R
- Trevor
- Jeonghyun
- DT
- Jamie
- Devin
- JoeB
- Stephen
- Mike
- Jimmy
- Tom
- St. Augustine
The 2025 List:
- Ed
- Joe
- Bill
- Ray
- Moe
- Jolié
- Andy
- Dr. T. Drag
- Donald
- JD
- Jack
- Johnny
- Karen K
- Kevin
- Mark
- Brad
- Don T
- Doug
- Hallelujah
- Séamus
- Raymond
- Roger
- Hank
- John M
- JB
- Adam
- David
